These threads get locked and disappear far too quickly for my liking.
I thought I'd try and gather them all up in one place so we could have a good laugh at the crazy excuses these people come up with for cheating, enjoy.
Legal Documents Please...
Mysterious Buyer
What's the problem?
The Fly Trap
Blue Suede Shoes
Back for MOAR...
No less than seven
Only 999 left
Outrageous
Whoops
My Brother did it
Spell Check Broken
Wonderful Day
Nice Try
I just don't know...
Band for no raisin
I SICK OF CAPS
You better unban me
Ninja Sabotage
So yeah..
I ___ Has been banned
I didn't mod nothing
SON,... GET IN HERE.
Don't I know you?
Mr Amazing... - A possible winner. So many crazy statements lol. "I could call in the FBI if I needed too" 
mmm, M&M's
Repeat offender
Persistant isn't he?!
Nothing Questionable. See you in 2032!
Wall of text Fail...
It's no joke - This Joker stole a design from a T10 employee of all people
What else is there?
Leave my posts alone...
Did you say pron?
The Artful Dodger!
Full Stop Fail...
Some "friends" I have...
Would Jimmy Page approve? Can someone please explain what happened here?!
Hand out to be slapped...
HEY EVERYBODY, GUESS WHAT I DID... Thank you Genesis 
I won't bake the rules again
I'm an exploiter, but it was the kid.
Nice Try, BOOM!
Metal Anguish, I know my rights...
Does not compute!
Will it fit in the hole in the disk???
Unicorn Fail
Hush up Muggles
Implausible Story Talk about getting caught red handed lol.
Possy Wagon
Calculate a ban?
I want Dragnet fired
Mega upload fail
Haters gonna hate
A distinct smell of rodents This has it all. Lies, intrigue, deception and audience participation lol.
What's wrong with cheating?
El Desperado
Why I hate Turn10
Get legal advice now.
Bannerd for no reason
Offer declined
You again?
Xboxes are expensive T10
Stop phoning home
What's the going rate guys?
Take my band away
But T10 do care lol. Owned.
Too sexy for Forza?
Social Outcast? - you are now!
Why should they? Thanks Joe.
The maid did it...
Unjust banning???
Ban Van Fan? Back of the net...
I swear, Monkey gave it to me
6 year old account, gone...
Third time unlucky
I'll be forced to take legal action Nice one Savoury.
Where's our protection?
Say what? Not really a crime, but what a tool!
I hav bin band
Stop Stealing, it's simple really
Moderation. You're under it TG...
Get in the van. Now.
No 1 fan banned 23/05/2012 - See what I did there?!
Now with 100% less profanity!
Why not them too???
Ignorantia Juris Non Excusat Thanks for the title Savoury.
Baned from Day one i will get a lawer be resomeable
Random? No. Thanks Lazerous.
Please be kind...
You stole from who???
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 u have the nerve to ignore ME???
Part 5 who are u drag net?
Part 6 "Do it again, I dare you" (loads gun)
Part 7 Click - BANG. "I warned you"
A brother strikes again 25/05/2012
I'm so sorry I got caught... 26/05/2012
My friend did it, honest. 31/05/2012
My brother did it, honest.
Why? I'll tell you why.
Mmmm, Jessica Alba...
Can I?......No you can't. 08/06/2012
Dragnet Awakening 10/06/2012
[Mod Edit] You Turn 10
Free the weed maaan. 12/06/2012
Can't you see?
Wright a letter 13/06/2012
The Mad Hatter pt 1
The Mad Hatter pt 2
The Mad Hatter pt 3
You Wanka 16/06/2012
You got *#*#ing perma-banned *#*#!
But it was my son... - an oldie!
Pink slips are profitable... -and another.
Old roomate, my brother or a burglar??? -and another.
Cant by carrs online? -yep, another oldie.
Customer support, or lack there of -yeah right buddy!
Painfully obvious or painfully oblivious?!
By the sweat of my finger...
On my shelf ever sence
Caught on 3, caught on 4, bring on 5!
1 Billion on Chrismas day, not bad...
This Mans Army... 19/06/2012
Frinds will be friends 20/06/2012
You thought wrong 24/06/2012
Banned til the 4th of July... 29/06/2012
Dear Daniel. 16/07/2012
Horizons first ban?
Please ignore what I've done T10! 17/07/2012
You gotta be cool. 19/07/2012
Expert timing 20/07/2012
Gone fishing
All except one... 21/07/2012
I haven't gone away you know...
Why my window was not banned? 22/07/2012
40 thieves
What timing... 23/07/2012
Say that again...
Why, why, why? 28/07/2012
Swag 30/07/2012
"My friend" strikes again 04/08/2012
Heinous Misdemeanour 06/08/2012
Another club bites the dust
20 years locked 07/08/2012
3 strikes, you're out... 08/08/2012
Let's agree to disagree
Sounds fair 10/08/2012
Can I have a full stop please Bob?! 15/08/2012
Microsoft told me to do it! 16/08/2012
I'm really ega 17/08/2012
No-expense-paid vacation 21/08/2012
Dem bones.
What's wrong with crashing? 22/08/2012
Who am I today? 23/08/2012
I told you Dragnet was alright... 26/08/2012
That's it, I've had it!
Drifting tosspot
Where's the SF?
Pt.2 Smell the BS
Another law suit for T10 27/08/2012
Dragnet called me sir, I'm insulted... 31/08/2012
Big lies, big ban....simples 06/09/2012
Get off my lawn 08/09/2012
TELL ME Y 11/09/2012
Big bucks and a ban 13/09/2012
Two boat anchors for sale... 14/09/2012
Make that three!
Phred's on a roll here.
Banning private Ryan
Crashed, then burned... 15/09/2012
I don't deal with the Koreans, want to buy a boat anchor?
Baned 17/09/2012
Hello everybudy 22/09/2012
That's just not funny 26/09/2012
Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side 30/09/2012
+1 Dragnet. It's still not funny.
I could die before my ban is up... 17/10/2012
100% less
Hiero's beat down
I'll tell you what happened
Nothing to see here 
18/10/2012
Whoop Whoop, me first 
24/10/2012
IM NOT A TERRORIST T10 25/10/2012
I expect to get what I pay for, and then some!
Let's converse
What shall we talk about huh?
I guess we'll never know
It's pretty simple really
Your son? Really?!
Thanks for bringing that to my attention
Randomly banned MOD GOD...
Oh the Shame
Slick, but not slick enough...
Y cant yall just take em away? 26/10/2012
Can I?.....No, you can't. 28/10/2012
Bad memory
I will take this to court
Big Al's big ban
McLovin' my credits
Dude got capped
Where's the beef?
It's complete ignorance
I stole my own Xbox
The evil brother strikes again!
Bitten by the modding fairy
M1KEY makes a mockery
Wonderful attitude rewarded
A dev who mods???
Interested in a bribe by any chance?!
Hiero's link to brilliance
Good riddance to this TOOL...
the fukk exoerience please 29/10/2012
Here, let me write that for you 30/10/2012
Mustang no more 31/10/2012
Horizon Racer? Not anymore you're not!
The guy who hacked me hacked Horizon too
Like, I've been banned for like, forever
mmm, barbecued profile
Ninja game save modders strike again
"I should be banished from Forza." - You are...
Take my band away
I have become an Xbox slim
Please contribute as much as you can 03/11/2012
Miami's finest indeed
Consle Band & Secrit cars
Stupid problem
Account bin
Let's do some math
Now im very sad 09/11/2012
I never get money
Ok forza, lets talk
20 year ban wahy?
How much for a full stop?
And again
Spend the night forra coupple of days
Sex it up
i have a video
Blue berries
now i hate forza
Targeted by a ban 12/11/2012
Sincerely GRIMM
Let's put this one to bed, finally 14/11/2012
I didn't know I wasn't allowed to mod
Ring any bells?
Wait a minute, this isn't forza.net...
They gifted me "special" cars somehow
Really?
I will break every Forza game I have!
Get your money back 21/11/12
Busfackt
The money tree 22/11/12
That's the idea. 25/11/12
Keep it up. - See what I did there?! 27/11/12
E's are good 30/11/12
Junior did it...
I gifted him a Unicorn because I'm nice 13/12/12
An amazing ban
Helo im 12
I would be happy to take a message
This is [ mod edit ]
I would like to be banned. Here's proof I mod - Thanks Savoury
Baned for now raisin
I should have modded offline
I'm not loaded, I have proof
Who ya gonna call? BLOCKBUSTERS...
True
Touching me, touching you
Dear Santa...
Check Them Ale, I Will Never Again Have Money Gemoddetes
So like, I'm banned or something... 20/12/12
Johnny the Rat 30/12/12
Common sense or lack there of
The odd one out
Beam me out of here Scotty
All I did was... 07/01/13
I said all I did was
Let's get blunt-ed
Per fecked
99 hackers and this b***h is one!
Where have you been?
I kindly ask that "phredesign" be banned...
Can I get caught if I cheat?
Part three, so much wasted text.
I would be delighted to assist you today sir...
Hiero wins.
Try it and see
True
Pikachu, I ban you.
No. 16/01/2013
Very nice but no.
Come into the light.
Again, no.
Shocker? anyone?!
Same as it ever was...
420 time 01/02/2013
Take a deep breath darling
Same as last time man
Another brother
They somehow modded my account
It's the simple things. - classic Dragnet
Peado bears and shockers
In and straight out!
freshasarudewordwithalettermissinginthemiddle
The magnificent seven
Full stops are for wimps
False advertising
You must post in English
I'm really pissed
I'll be back in 20 years
Who dares loses
I did several things
Modding is cheating???
it burns in the pit of my soul...
Have some patients, your ban shall be increased shortly... 12/02/2013
And here it is!
Fantastic new feature
Yeah and yes
Many thanks from phRED
See you in court T10
Cause and effect, simple really.
Lets get lawyered up....again... 19/02/13
T10 hack their own game ...so why can't I?
Are we getting Big Rigs?
GESTOPO NERDS!
MOD-ern wheel options
Maybe I should be a bank robber?
Or maybe not...
Pwned
As Yet Untitled, watch it live!
Quick
And easy
Most ironic sig ever?
Crash bang wallop 25/02/2013
I want to cut a deal 10/03/2013
Future upstanding citizen
The one that got away - literally....sorry
No joke
Rape van driving panty thief
God likes mods 19/03/2013
This is Forza
Another dodgy van driver
Just got Forza huh?
Lazy Duek!
What kind of mod? 25/03/2013
A day late a dollar short - 1st of many perhaps? 02/04/2013
Really?, I don't see it that way 14/04/2013
Think I'll try that again
"Luke, it was your FATHER"
Seems fair
Cry baby rants
Mates rates
Sumsaggyexcuses This is an instant classic
Take heed, that's all I'm saying...
Only a matter of time
It's simple really
I brought an Xbox yersterday
Hallo, I'll give you 200 million if you help me
Another flood on the way
The old one-two
I don't
I guess not
Ban my console will you? Watch this!
Mod Edit - unfortunately we don't do sexual favours
Compensation?
Your definition of the word "nothing" is incorrect
Carpet ban - Full page link
Something similar - just lazy!
Like, keep this in mind 16/04/2013
Ask and you shall receive 18/04/2013
Do not suppress my rights 19/04/2013
Not deleted, only edited
650BHP OF PURE DENIAL
I'm not stumped 23/04/2013
Faecal matters
You've got twenty minutes
I SAID STUFF, I'M SUING YOU. 06/05/13
I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL NAKED SON
SUING FOR TECHNIQUE
I think it's best I just mod the game, what do you reckon?
It's what started everything off really!
If it was that, I don't see what the problem is...
Follow the arrows. not a ban, but a good one.
Next time you're on it.
Maybe I hurt it's feelings, I don't know.
Yes.
Tagged & Bagged